Life's A Gas! 11 People Share Their Embarrassing Public Fart Stories & They're Funny As Hell

Farting is the way of life; I've henced addressed the elephant in the room. It is an uncomfortable thought for all and the idea of everyone farting through the day is horrible! I mean an average person farts about 15 times per day.

If it is that regular, then imagine what all fart stories at work are there to be read! Why should you nasty little creep go searching for them? I have assembled it all for you! Give it a go!

1. Children know the best.

¡°I am a kindergarten teacher and once I accidentally let out an involuntary fart that my students heard. It was pretty bad and there were some intense reactions. One kid actually came up to me and said, 'Miss take a bath with nice smelling soap, it will help!' I wanted to bury my head in the ground!¡±

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2. The entire world heard me.

¡°I was on an exchange programme in Geneva and I was invited on stage to talk about global warming at my host school. When I finished talking, I turned around to go backstage. However, I let out the loudest fart. How do I know? Everyone heard it. The mic was that sensitive to sound!¡±

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3. It wasn't me, it was him!

¡°Off late there's a new culture at work where we have a dog. It is the best thing ever, but I did something that I am not proud of. Now you must know that silent farts can often be the worst! Well, I let out one and blamed it on the dog. But that clever thing came running towards me and started smelling my bum!¡±

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4. I'm a secret farter!

¡°Once I really needed to fart. It was urgent but I didn't want to do it at my work station. So, I went into the conference room and let out the loudest fart. Later I realised there's a CCTV camera in the room. I don't even want to think what someone may have seen.¡±

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5. Did you do it?

¡°I still remember that day, it was the single most awkward day of my life. I knew I was about to fart and I grew extremely nervous. In the heat of the moment, I let out a 10-second-long loud fart and kept saying, 'It isn't me!' I still work there¡±

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6. Bean bags are the worst.

¡°I was sitting and chilling at my workstation and decided to sit on the bean bag after lunch. Worst idea ever! As I sat down, I let out a huge one. It was the most awful sound. Plastic bean bag with a fart slapping at it.¡±

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7. Shots! Shots!

¡°I was once inspecting a shipment at a warehouse when I thought I could let out a fart. It's a huge place, I didn't think anyone would hear or smell. But my fart was so loud that it echoed somewhat and somebody legit screamed, 'Shots! Shots! Somebody fired shots!'¡±

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8. Got yelled at by my boss.

¡°This was the day I realised that you can never trust a fart. I was on my way to work when I let out a fart only to realise that I shit a little in the pants. I had to rush back home to change. When I returned to work, my boss yelled at me!¡±

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9. Being healthy comes at a cost.

¡°I was trying this new diet of including Kombucha. I swear to God, the farting machine that it turned me into. People at work soon realised who the source was. It is safe to say there was an intervention¡±

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10. Do I smell chicken?

¡°One day I went looking for my friend at work to find him sitting in the conference room. When I entered it smelt so good. The kind of a smell that greets at a fast food place famous for fried chicken. I mentioned this and my friend was laughing till tears rolled down his eyes. He was too taken in by fits to tell me that he farted a few seconds before¡±

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11. Who's there?

¡°I always feel that when you want to fart, go to the bathroom and do it. Others needn't be subjected to it. Well, one day I entered the bathroom stall at work and let out a big one, not realising the other stall was busy. Somebody quipped, 'I could have done better'. Turns out I'm good for nothing in this department as well!¡±